I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Someone please stop me or drag me away from that website. My contributions part deux to Overly Accepting Thor
We’re going to Jotunheim.
jesus, that third gif. his face just completely fell with the thought loki wouldn’t go with him. what a little pup.
(Source: kimlennox)
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Headcanon Accepted.
On my god my feels! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!!!!
That canon…I LIKE IT. ANOTHER!
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
a-wild-phil-coulson-appeared-and:
Stop shipping them. Tony and Steve especially. Want to base ships? Read the comics.
Okay.
Have I read enough comcis for you??
:-|
you’re right. i just reread all those comics
and you’re totally right
context?
what context?
there’s no context here
no
context
whatsoever
wow this ship has no base to it
at all
i can’t find one thing that’s shippable about them
not one
it’s not like, idk, tony has a captain america memorabilia room or anything. or that he has posters and pictures of cap, just cap, around his mansions. that he has captain america collectibles. that he pays, what? 2 million? for steve’s original avengers card.
it’s not like steve has a signed iron man helmet in his apartment. nope
it’s not like tony was so torn about the civil war that for the first time in his life his grief was too big to drown in alcohol
it’s not like they constantly go around spouting praise about one another’s genius/azure eyes/moral compass/compassion. lol no
it’s not like marvel writers heavily imply that the biggest reason tony stark wanted to wake up at the end of dissassembled was for steve.
it’s not like the others avengers refer to them as mom and dad.
it’s not like despite being polar opposites on so many different issues, they’re still bffs. no.
it’s not like after steve died tony had hallucinations/dreams about him. nope
it’s not like they kissed in the 616 universe or got married in another universe.
it’s not like they come to each other’s aid, wherever, whenever. nuh-huh.
it’s not like other characters tell them to get a room or talk about how much they love each other
it’s not like marvel ships them or anything. like, they would never purposefully sandwich panels of steve kissing someone and tony being in unbearable pain or anything. pshh no.
is that enough for you guys? can you get off your high horse of “they’re superheroes, they’re manly, they can’t be gay”? can you shut up now? i would just like to point out: they. get. married. in another universe. but married. i’m sorry, but in my opinion, that’s pretty canon. jussayin’.
HAHAHAHAH the movies aren’t even that shippy yet
oh man i love this people assuming that the slash shippers are a new thing in the fandom
hilarious
I love everything about this post.
hypotheticcally, where could someone, say, get a copy of these comics where they kiss/get married? I’m not interested or anything…
Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes
CRYING
BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS
EXCEPT YOU LOKI
I AM DYING
FUCK YOU SANTA
So I was on tvtropes and was reading the page for the Iron Man movies, and someone had put on there that Dummy was one of the first robots Tony had ever built. And I went back and watched those opening scenes again, when they’re doing that profile of Tony and mention him graduating from MIT at 17, and sure enough it’s Dummy that he’s pictured with in that magazine article. I don’t know how I missed it the first ten times I watched this movie.
And then there go all my feels, because he might tell Dummy he’s useless all the time but he still kept him even though it’s been like 20 years since Tony built him and he’s had to have come up with a hundred better designs for him by now but he hasn’t scrapped him, just made various attachments for him so he can use him all the time, even for putting together his Iron Man suit. And then Dummy goes and saves his life. So yeah all my feels for Tony and his robots :’)
thesebootsaremadeforshittalkin:
yesssssss!
yesss somebody finally made a photo set of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a good gif set
(Source: regalkinghiddles)
I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.
They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
